That is why I
1) Tell them a funny joke involving the rape of everyone in the lobby
2) Wish them good luck avoiding being crushed by my massive genitals
3) Compliment other players on their skills, and request oral sex from them on the assumption they are JUST as good at that.
4) Provide them Strategy and Insight on how to avoid me raping them
5) Send friend requests to friendly gamers, WITH a picture of my genitals draw on to represent a smiley face.